'Your ambiguities are impeccable, young man - just what our department needs.'
Department Diplomat Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for a department diplomat with a creative streak? Explore our collection of witty and imaginative items that celebrate their unique role in fostering global connections. From fun accessories to inspiring wall art, find something that matches their diplomatic flair and creative spirit. Ideal for special occasions or just because, these products add a personal touch to their international endeavors.
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
Schengen
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Nation-building never works."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Flags
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
Pretty Flowers
"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"I need to see your budget proposal."
Neo-International Law
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"Away with the warmonger!"
"National security adviser"
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Inclusive speech
"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
Political convention
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
Israel/Palestine Conflict
Department Diplomat Gifts Collection
Department Diplomat Mugs
Looking for more mugs that suit your creative diplomat? Browse our collection for humorous, stylish designs perfect for every globetrotting professional.
Department Diplomat Pillows
Explore our selection of decorative pillows that add a touch of humor and personality to any diplomatic workspace or home.
Department Diplomat Prints
Visit our prints page for inspiring and witty artwork that celebrates the creative spirit of diplomats and international professionals.
Department Diplomat T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty and stylish t-shirts—great for creative diplomats who want to showcase their professional pride with a fun twist.