Diplomacy Diplomat Gifts

'You need to say more about the war than just 'oops'.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Schengen

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Flags

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Pretty Flowers

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Neo-International Law

"National security adviser"

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Inclusive speech

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Putin and Zelensky

Israel/Palestine Conflict