"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."
Departmental Diplomat Gifts
Looking for a gift for your departmental diplomat? Discover thoughtful and fun items that honor their creativity, diplomacy, and flair. From witty prints to vibrant accessories, find something that truly resonates with their unique role and personality.
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
Schengen
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Nation-building never works."
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Flags
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
Pretty Flowers
"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."
"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"I need to see your budget proposal."
Neo-International Law
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
"Away with the warmonger!"
"National security adviser"
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
Inclusive speech
"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'
'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'
Political convention
USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe
'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'
Israel/Palestine Conflict
Departmental Diplomat Gifts Collection
Departmental Diplomat Mugs
Explore our collection of diplomatic-themed mugs to find a perfect match for your creative diplomat. Quirky, inspiring, and full of wit—make mornings special.
Departmental Diplomat Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to celebrate your diplomatic friend’s creative spirit. Cozy, humorous, and uniquely personalized, these pillows make a charming decor statement.
Departmental Diplomat Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that honor the art of diplomacy with a creative twist. Perfect for inspiring spaces and showcasing their unique talents.
Departmental Diplomat T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for creative diplomats. These stylish tees combine humor with a nod to their diplomatic talent, ideal for casual and professional settings.