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Desk Diplomat Gifts
Looking for an insightful gift for the 'desk diplomat' in your life? From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, our collection celebrates the charm of negotiation and tact. Perfect for professionals who excel in balancing diplomacy with a dash of humor, these items add a personal touch to their workspace or wardrobe, acknowledging their knack for keeping peace and making deals with style.
"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."
'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'
'This is not a good perspective to argue from.'
'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'
Everyone likes to feel appreciated.
'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
Schengen
"Nation-building never works."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
Who will determine Venezuela's future?
'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'
Flags
"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Pretty Flowers
"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."
"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
Neo-International Law
"I need to see your budget proposal."
Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting
Inclusive speech
"Away with the warmonger!"
ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.
"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"
"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"
"National security adviser"
You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy
"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."
"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
Desk Diplomat Gifts Collection
Desk Diplomat Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the 'desk diplomat'—perfect for anyone who masters negotiation with a smile.
Desk Diplomat Pillows
Browse our pillows that add a touch of humor and diplomacy to any space, perfect for the 'desk diplomat' at home or office.
Desk Diplomat Prints
Discover prints that capture the essence of diplomacy with a humorous twist—ideal for decorating the workspace of a 'desk diplomat'.
Desk Diplomat T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the 'desk diplomat' in your life—blend wit, humor, and diplomacy in every wear.