Department Diplomat T-Shirts

'Your ambiguities are impeccable, young man - just what our department needs.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Schengen

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Nation-building never works."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

Pretty Flowers

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Neo-International Law

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Inclusive speech

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

Political convention

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict