Court Diplomat Pillows

"Ok, if I make this one, you have to stop hitting on my wife."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Schengen

"Nation-building never works."

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Flags

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

Neo-International Law

"Away with the warmonger!"

"National security adviser"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

Inclusive speech

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."