Discipline Diplomat Pillows

'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

"I'm rooted in humanism but today was a rough day so for a little extra support in managing my class, I put on my intimidating face."

'I'm here for talking back. I've got to learn how to mumble.'

'No, I'm not interested in hearing a counter proposal.'

"I can speak with Billy now, Susan. While I'm thinking about it... order me another file cabinet."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Schengen

"Nation-building never works."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

Pretty Flowers

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

Neo-International Law

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Away with the warmonger!"

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"National security adviser"

Inclusive speech

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'