Court Cases Gifts

Hearsay evidence.

"Oh-oh, we're in trouble!"

'I take it we won.'

'We're appealing your case all the way until your money runs out.'

"We're introducing a new policy. We call it, 'No Win, No Job'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

'Call the falsely accused.'

"It sure would be swell if your last words didn't mention that eyewitness who recanted her testimony, the con that confessed to your crime, the DNA test that proved your innocence, or the fact that I slept through most of your trial."

'I had your court case moved up to tomorrow. I want you to look your best.'

Judges discussing the public interest in each of their cases

Lawyer advertises his specialities on the door.

"I just love that new class action lawsuit smell."

Attorney and client, fortitude and impatience

'I'll have to recuse myself from this case — I've been known to do much the same thing myself.'

"If it wasn't for Bill Gates, I'd still be a run-of-the-mill corporate lawyer"

"He's coming off a long tough trial."

Counsel examining witness

'Okay, hold that cogent legal point until we're back from commercial.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

'Litigate not, least ye be litigated against!'

'Son, it's not whether you win or lose, it's what you bill per hour.'

'so it's 'No win, no fee', plus you don't get on my Christmas card list'

'The attorney will see you just as soon as you put this neck-brace on.'

Suees and Sueers

'Luckily you caught it in time while you're still alive to sue.'

"OMG! They've jailed Boris."

'We're hoping to end the cycle of violence with a cycle of lawsuits.'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

Lawyers offices, with todays score card. - Won...Lost ...Tied

"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

Alex Jones ordered to pay 50 million dollars in damages."

Uses of justice

Justice 4 Ron