Legal Cases Gifts

'Well, Mr Dinthwait, I think there's quite a strong case for compensation for your whiplash injury from your recent car accident.'

'Mr. Simms, I think you have a very strong case for malpractice regarding your hip replacement.'

'Would you like my professional advice, or my honest opinion?.'

It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..

I could only get a settlement of £50,000 and you get some of it.

"OK, state of New Mexico vs. Alex Baldwin, take two... aaaand ACTION!"

'Jailhouse bono!'

'Are you Mr. Carter, the personal injury attorney?'

'This isn't a case for just any personal injury lawyer. You're going to need a folksy one.'

'This case is loaded with headaches for you...' (in his head - 'and big bucks for me')

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Lawyer to jury: 'Jury members, may I remind you: my client being sickened by this is not the first time consumers have fallen ill to this company's gross domestic product.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"You're an accident attorney, so there's no point in explaining this in ethical terms."

Trial by Media

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Barristers

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

Sue The Bastards

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Justice 4 Ron

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."