"He seems to get bored so easily."
Couples Therapy Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for the couples therapy survivor in your life? Our collection of witty and heartfelt items celebrates their strength and growth. From mugs to art prints, these products bring humor and encouragement, perfect for reminding them of their resilience and new beginnings. Whether they’ve just finished their therapy journey or are still thriving, these thoughtful gifts make a meaningful gesture. Brighten their day with something that commemorates their resilience and inspires future happiness.
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.
"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"
"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."
'Now what brings you lovely people here?'
Relationship Warning Lights
"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"
She - Interpreter - He.
Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.
"...until death do you a favor."
Battle of the sexes in a relationship
'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'
Two Rages Passing in the Night
"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."
"He refuses to talk and he never listens."
'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'
"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"
'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'
Your Home Remodel Team
'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'
'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'
'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'
"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"
'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'
My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.
"See how controlling he is?!"
"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"
Express Therapy
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."
Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent
'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'
"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"
'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'
Couples Therapy Survivor Gifts Collection
Couples Therapy Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the couples therapy survivor—witty, uplifting, and sure to brighten their mornings.
Couples Therapy Survivor Pillows
Check out pillows that bring comfort and humor—great for the couples therapy survivor who appreciates a good laugh and positive vibes.
Couples Therapy Survivor Prints
Discover inspiring prints that encapsulate recovery and strength—ideal for the couples therapy survivor’s home or workspace.
Couples Therapy Survivor T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for the couples therapy survivor—funny, empowering, and ideal for celebrating their resilience.