Couples In Competition Gifts

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Incompatible.

Toothbrush Romance

French horn.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"Am I through to the next round?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Workplace Shinanigans

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

One Way - Yield

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

Office Competitions

'Hi, honey?we're home!'