Couples In Competition Pillows

'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Tension filled the tent.

Mixed Doubles.

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Incompatible.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Toothbrush Romance

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

French horn.

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Am I through to the next round?"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

One Way - Yield

Workplace Shinanigans

Office Competitions

'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'