'As your doctor, I'd strongly advise that you not laugh at your wife when you beat her at tennis!'
Couples In Competition Prints
Decorate their home with art prints that capture the fun and rivalry of your favorite competitive couple. Clever, charming, and full of personality.
"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"
"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"
Tension filled the tent.
Mixed Doubles.
Family with pets.
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."
'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.
A couple dressed as a knife and a fork
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
Incompatible.
"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."
"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."
Toothbrush Romance
"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"
French horn.
Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.
"Am I through to the next round?"
'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'
"We cancelled Netfix for this?"
"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"
"We used to entertain a great deal."
"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."
'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'
Home Business - Newspaper Ad.
"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."
"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."
The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.
'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'
'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'
One Way - Yield
Workplace Shinanigans
Office Competitions
'But you have your own drawer - what greater display of commitment could you want?'
Couples In Competition Prints Collection
Couples In Competition Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating couples in playful rivalry—perfect for their morning coffee or tea.
Couples In Competition Pillows
Discover pillows that add humor and comfort to spaces shared by spirited, competitive couples.
Couples In Competition T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that showcase a couple’s fun competition side—great for date nights or casual outings.