Country Pop Lover Gifts

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

The Cattle show Week.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Towny Music Night.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

The Invention of Country Music.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Cowpunk

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'What's the night life-like?

'Do you smell something burning?'

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

Wagon

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid

Horse 'with no name' tells rider: 'Actually, my name, if you had BOTHERED to ask, is Keith.'

Eldon Furse - Cattle Baron and Flag Waver