Country Pop Lover Mugs

'Or maybe I should just to authentic yet accessible country pop?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

The Cattle show Week.

Towny Music Night.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Cowpunk

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

The Invention of Country Music.

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

'What's the night life-like?

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'Do you smell something burning?'

A good year for the Roses.

'Life on the farm used to be so... innocent. What's happened to us?'

"Yes, you show signs of depression, but there may be a simple explanation: does your cowboy listen to a lot of country music?"

Wagon

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'

Hard Ridin' with the Montauk Kid