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'....don't tell me....we're out of toothpaste AGAIN!'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Fishermen

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Eventual Motion Machine

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'Careful, he bites.'

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."