Couch Lounging Alligator Observer Gifts

'....don't tell me....we're out of toothpaste AGAIN!'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Fishermen

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Unconditional Loveseat

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

Eventual Motion Machine

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

'Bill remembers where he was everybody died.'

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

They called her the Olympic Flame because she never went out.

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

'He's part Great Dane and part couch potato.'

'Careful, he bites.'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."