Couch Thrill-seeker Gifts

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Now this is a dog park!"

The Common Sutra.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Eventual Motion Machine

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

'I can't enjoy the stuff I steal because I set fire to it all.'

'Darling! This isn't a property programme at all! It's the view from our living room window..'

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

American Idle

A house haunts a man.

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

"Can you give us a couple hours? We need to pretend we’re trying to find a show we both want to watch."

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'