Couch Thrill-seeker Gifts

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Now this is a dog park!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

Eventual Motion Machine

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

American Idle

'Darling! This isn't a property programme at all! It's the view from our living room window..'

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

A house haunts a man.

'Beautiful day out there, folks. Don't miss it. Complete coverage, coming up next.'

"My physical therapist says this is the worst possible position you can lie in."

'After two years of therapy, I have concluded that you are a couch potato.'

"Can you give us a couple hours? We need to pretend we’re trying to find a show we both want to watch."

'I have this--wow! I must have THIS couch--deep seated envy complex...'