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Fishermen

Ice fisher.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"When did this game get started?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Eventual Motion Machine

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

Fishing Holes

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

American Idle