Couch Angler Mugs

Fishermen

Ice fisher.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'I don't trust him - he's got beady eyes.'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

"When did this game get started?"

"That's your problem Norma. . . No ambition!"

Eventual Motion Machine

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'One's a worm,one's a minnow and one's a cricket.'

Fishing Holes

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch your slippers?"

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

"Anywhere with cable T.V. will be fine."

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

"I know that in these bad times nobody is hiring and workers are still being laid off, but what will be your excuse when the economy recovers?"

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.