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ACME Exterminators, you name it, we'll kill it.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couch and Potato

Indoor Football

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Ask your doctor if getting your fat butt off the couch might be right for you!'

'Well, at least there's no chance of you suffering from repetative strain injury.'

'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The Bronze Age of Television

Eventual Motion Machine

"Well, if I was ambitious, we'd have a nice house and more money, but I'd never be around."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"Have we scored yet?"

"There's the remote!"

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

First Place Layabout

"You need the exercise, so I bought you a bigger remote."

"What are we doing today?"

"How much for the couch without the potato?"

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.