Couch Confidante Gifts

'They raised the bar.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

Binge Watch

"Goal!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

"I see a couch."

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Staycation Photos

"He tried living in the fast lane, but he didn't like it, so now he just sleeps all day."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

E-Z Livin'

French suppers.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Sleep. The magazine for people who are asleep.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

Exercise vs Laxative.

'The best part about working from home is NOT working from home.'