Cosmic Lurker Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cosmic lurker in your life? Our collection of creative items captures their fascination with the cosmos and their introspective, quirky spirit. Perfect for those who ponder the universe from the comfort of their own space, these thoughtful and playful products are sure to resonate with their cosmic curiosity and introspective vibe.

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"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ." mockup

"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.' mockup

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.' mockup

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

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dog vs UFO...

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An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here' mockup

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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The Adventures of God

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'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.' mockup

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

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"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?" mockup

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

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Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.' mockup

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

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"We're going to the Vet aren't we." mockup

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

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"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I didn't come all this way to do work." mockup

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?' mockup

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

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An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing. mockup

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

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"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..." mockup

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

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'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.' mockup

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

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'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.' mockup

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

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'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.' mockup

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

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Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles. mockup

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

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Pole Star

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'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.' mockup

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

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Life in the fastest lane.

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"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk." mockup

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

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"Disney will flip!"

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Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon. mockup

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

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Books vs mobile phones

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Cosmic Lurker Gifts Collection

Cosmic Lurker Mugs

intrigued by cosmic themes on mugs? Explore our collection and find the perfect stellar gift for the cosmic lurker in your life.

Cosmic Lurker Pillows

Looking for cozy pillows with cosmic flair? Discover designs that bring the universe into their personal space.

Cosmic Lurker Prints

Decorate with stunning cosmic prints that capture the universe's beauty and appeal to the cosmic lurker's creative spirit.

Cosmic Lurker T-Shirts

Want fun and space-inspired t-shirts? Our collection is perfect for cosmic lurkers who love to wear their celestial curiosity.