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"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

dog vs UFO...

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Adventures of God

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Pole Star

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Disney will flip!"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Books vs mobile phones