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"It's a lovely, clear night - so I'm going out to gaze at the spy satellites. . ."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

dog vs UFO...

The Adventures of God

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Pole Star

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

"Disney will flip!"

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Books vs mobile phones

Life in the fastest lane.