Cosmic Journey Gifts

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."

Hair Crop Circle

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Save Our Universe

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

Sun's on/off switch...

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Hog Futures

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

Space travel