Cosmic Journey Gifts

"Screw heaven! When I die I'm going to Mars."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

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The only way to see the world is to see the world

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Save Our Universe

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

Sun's on/off switch...

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

"How may I be of service?"

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

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Space travel

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"