Cosmic Fry Enthusiast T-Shirts

"So that's one small fries for man, one large fries for mankind..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

'Community wok?'

Spaceman serving shrimp.

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Planeterrium.

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

Heaven Security Checks.

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

Moon Dog at earth.

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."

The Booty Call of Cthulhu