Cosmic Fry Enthusiast Mugs

"So that's one small fries for man, one large fries for mankind..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Well, we went through the fruit and veg, and thought we should try something more exotic - like the space-time continuum."

Spaceman frying chicken near surface of the sun

Spaceman serving shrimp.

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

'Community wok?'

Planeterrium.

'Well, it's going great so far but if they ever find out that er are chocolate coated with a minty centre we could be in serious trouble!'

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

'This won't hurt a bit...'

Heaven Security Checks.

'Your Big Banger theory has one flaw...'

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Extraterrestrials Watchers Club.

'You said to hurry, so we used amino acids instead of dust.'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Moon Dog at earth.

'I come from. . . URANUS!'

The Booty Call of Cthulhu

"I thought I'd make a killing selling food on the moon due to lack of competition, but no one has been here since 1972."