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'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

Flying sauces.

"I come here for the pepper."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"We evolved from asteroids"

The Origins of Everything

Full English Breakfast.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Don't tell him anything."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Slow food restaurant

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'