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'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Flying sauces.

Full English Breakfast.

The Origins of Everything

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

"Don't tell him anything."

Slow food restaurant

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.