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Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Boptimism

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

dog vs UFO...

Michael Jackson.

You must be this tall.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Imagination Navigation.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

A man looks up at the earth

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Black hole setting

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I wish I was creative'

"Space exploration"