Cosmic Dismisser Mugs

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Boptimism

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

dog vs UFO...

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

You must be this tall.

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Imagination Navigation.

A man looks up at the earth

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Showoff"

'Which one is named after me?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'I wish I was creative'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"Space exploration"

Black hole setting