Cosmic Dismisser Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cosmic dismisser? Choose from fun, creatively designed products that blend space-themed humor with a playful attitude. Perfect for those who dismiss the universe's grandiosity with wit and style, our items make a memorable gift for friends or loved ones who celebrate their unique outlook and love of the cosmos.

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Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed. mockup

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

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"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?" mockup

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

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'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.' mockup

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

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Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings mockup

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!" mockup

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

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"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'" mockup

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

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Boptimism

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"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish" mockup

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

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'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!' mockup

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?" mockup

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

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'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!' mockup

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

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dog vs UFO...

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An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here' mockup

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

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You must be this tall.

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"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?" mockup

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

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"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks." mockup

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

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"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby." mockup

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

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On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase. mockup

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

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"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today." mockup

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

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Imagination Navigation.

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A man looks up at the earth

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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"Showoff"

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'Which one is named after me?'

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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?' mockup

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

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A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth mockup

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

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'I wish I was creative'

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"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got." mockup

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

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'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!' mockup

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

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"Space exploration"

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Black hole setting

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Cosmic Dismisser Gifts Collection

Cosmic Dismisser Mugs

Discover more witty space-themed mugs that suit the cosmic dismisser’s humorous outlook—perfect for daily inspiration or a cheeky gift.

Cosmic Dismisser Pillows

Find fun, space-themed pillows that add a touch of humor and personality to any space—perfect for the cosmic dismisser’s quirky decor.

Cosmic Dismisser Prints

Explore bold, humorous prints celebrating the cosmos—great for the cosmic dismisser to decorate their space with a witty twist.

Cosmic Dismisser T-Shirts

Check out our collection of playful, space-inspired t-shirts—ideal for the cosmic dismisser who loves to wear their humor and love of the universe loud and proud.