Cosmic Critic Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone who’s a cosmic critic? Explore our collection of clever, space-themed items that blend humor and science. Whether they’re into astronomy or cosmic commentary, these gifts are sure to spark a smile and a bit of universal curiosity.

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First Cynic in Space

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Your daily horoscope.

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The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio. mockup

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

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'I feel like watching something trashy tonight. Let's check out Earth.'

'I feel like watching something trashy tonight. Let's check out Earth.' mockup

'I feel like watching something trashy tonight. Let's check out Earth.'

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"Good game."

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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Outer Space Outsourcing

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"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again." mockup

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

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"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!" mockup

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

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Chiller Theatre

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'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears. mockup

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

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65 Million Years Ago

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Zenemies.

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"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?" mockup

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!" mockup

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

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'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.' mockup

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

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"We evolved from asteroids"

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How life on Earth really got its start. mockup

How life on Earth really got its start.

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"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

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Coronavirus

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Newton's Cradle Solar System

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'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.' mockup

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!" mockup

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

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"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe." mockup

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

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'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.' mockup

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

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'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space. mockup

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

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Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...' mockup

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

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"Uh-oh - climate change."

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Questions

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"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context." mockup

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

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'How can I get my baby to sleep?' mockup

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

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Cosmic Critic Gifts Collection

Cosmic Critic Mugs

Explore more space-themed gifts with our collection of cosmic critic mugs—ideal for brightening their coffee break.

Cosmic Critic Pillows

Discover comfy pillows with witty space designs—an excellent gift for adding humor to their space.

Cosmic Critic Prints

Browse our cosmic critique prints to inspire and amuse—ideal for decorating their universe.

Cosmic Critic T-Shirts

Find the perfect space-inspired t-shirt for your cosmic critic—great for everyday wear with a humorous lunar twist.