Cosmic Critic Pillows

First Cynic in Space

Your daily horoscope.

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

'I feel like watching something trashy tonight. Let's check out Earth.'

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

Chiller Theatre

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

65 Million Years Ago

Zenemies.

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"We evolved from asteroids"

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Coronavirus

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"Uh-oh - climate change."

Questions

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'