Cosmic Clerk Gifts

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

The Adventures of God

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

"Useless information"

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Fragile stamper.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

Cat and INOUT boxes.

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

OFFICE SUPERBARN, INC., 'I had a dead-end job as a minimum wage file clerk, and then I started stealing office supplies....'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

Jim, where did you file that quote?

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."