Cosmic Clerk Gifts

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

The Adventures of God

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Useless information"

Fragile stamper.

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

After years of working in an office without a door, Doug was moved to a door without an office.

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I've got your letter in front of me now, sir."

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Captain! Our onboard anti-virus software did not prevent a virus from going where no virus has gone before.'

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Two alien mechanics work on Curiosity.

'We've got a cloudburst here...it's raining stats and logs!'

OFFICE SUPERBARN, INC., 'I had a dead-end job as a minimum wage file clerk, and then I started stealing office supplies....'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

"The bar charts show out clients overwhelmingly prefer pie charts."

Jim, where did you file that quote?