Cosmetic Surgery Celebration Gifts

New boobs congratulations.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Body Building

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

'Botox.'

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

Jumble Sale

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'Just a little off the hips.'