Cosmetic Surgery Celebration Pillows

New boobs congratulations.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Body Building

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

Jumble Sale

"And there we have it, gentlemen! The first full face transplant swap of twins."

'Botox.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

Tragedy and Remedy.

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

Plastic surgery is a scream.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'After having the botox injections in my lips I can handle really hot coffee.'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"Do you think he'll look like me when he grows up?"

How The Elephant Lost Her Trunk

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Cosmetic pouches.

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'