Cosmetic Surgery Enthusiast Pillows

'I've told him but he won't listen...Too much Botox!'

"I'm saving up to have the other one done."

'Of course I've made a boob-that's my business.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

'What a big trout pout you have, Grandma.'

'I know I agreed to give you breast reduction surgery, but I've changed my mind...I've been getting death threats!'

"Hey, gramma. What happened to the money you got from selling grandpa's fishing boat?"

'Recent studies have demonstrated that what we believed were ritual sacrifices to Gods, were unsuccessful attempts to do breast implant surgeries."'

'Wow! Who did her nose?!'

'Yeh it's just that I haven't been able to swim on my front,since my boob job.'

Surgical implants.

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'I'd like to buy my wife a nose job.'

' I don't care what you say, she's had a beak job!'

"Although a face transplant is theoretically possible you still can't have Brad Pitt's."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Meanwhile in Hollywood

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'