Cosmetic Scientist Pillows

Add a touch of personality to their space with our cosmetic scientist pillows. Amusing and stylish, these pillows turn any room into a fun, science-inspired sanctuary.

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"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research." mockup

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

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"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!" mockup

"May I say that's a lovely combination of cyclomethicone, triisostearin, and propylene carbonate you're wearing today, Dr. Thomas!"

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'I wouldn't be caught dead in this shade!'

'I wouldn't be caught dead in this shade!' mockup

'I wouldn't be caught dead in this shade!'

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"Guess who got promoted to cosmetics research."

"Guess who got promoted to cosmetics research." mockup

"Guess who got promoted to cosmetics research."

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"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year." mockup

"These? From shampoo testing? No it's the weirdest thing I'm really suffering with hayfever this year."

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"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon." mockup

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

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Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'. mockup

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

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Bad fake tan day.

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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox." mockup

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.' mockup

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

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"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice." mockup

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

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"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides." mockup

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

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"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?" mockup

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" mockup

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans. mockup

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab." mockup

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

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Meanwhile in Hollywood

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"Too much concealer?"

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'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.' mockup

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

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For heavens sake,put some make-up on! mockup

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

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'Have you no common scents?!'

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'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.' mockup

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

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"No, Doris, not implants!"

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What price beauty?

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"I don't like your application."

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"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

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A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well. mockup

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

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'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.' mockup

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

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Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package. mockup

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

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"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile." mockup

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

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"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone." mockup

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

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Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful? mockup

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

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'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.' mockup

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

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Do you think I'm sixty?

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"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up." mockup

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

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Cosmetic Scientist Pillows Collection

Cosmetic Scientist Mugs

Explore our collection of cosmetic scientist mugs and find the perfect humorous or inspiring design that suits their taste.

Cosmetic Scientist Prints

Discover our stylish prints celebrating cosmetic chemistry. Perfect for decorating their office or home, these art pieces blend humor and industry pride.

Cosmetic Scientist T-Shirts

Browse our range of t-shirts designed for cosmetic scientists. Find witty slogans and clever graphics that make a statement about their passion for beauty and science.