Skin Scientist Pillows

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

PROBLEM AREAS

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Desert Dermatologist

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"The biopsy on your mole came back negative, which is positive, which is good."

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You do Botox?'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"Have you been scratching this?"

'You've got dry scalp.'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

'Botox...'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.