Cosmetologist Pillows

'Have you considered Botox?'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'Botox...' - pumpkin faces

'I'm just checking this deoderant wasn't tested on anyone I know...'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"What can I tell you.. Maybe she has a beter surgeon than you.."

'I need a good concealer. I've got a lot of emotional leakage.'

Where wrinkle cream comes from. . .

"Honey, let's lay off the Botox for a while, shall we?"

A pod of bleached whales,

"She's all plastic."

Botox pump outside a cosmetology clinic.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'That new concealer works great!'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

Gladstone undergoing beautifying process

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'Why is it women spend hours plucking their eyebrows...then spend hours penciling them back in again!'

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Okay so maybe I had a little work done..."

"Botox."

"I hardly recognized you without makeup."

Blend Schools

Furley hair transplant clinic - Christmas tree needles falling out in clinics window.

"I'm old. What's good for that?"

'And it wasn't until my last semester in cosmotology that I realized it had nothing at all to do with space travel.'

'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'

Advertising: 'My hair is full of adjectives!' (non-drying, dazzle,gloss,colour,spring,shine,strenght,bounce,moisture).

'We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?'

Bikini Wax and cellulite

Our Products Are Not Tested On Real Animals

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

Woman applying makeup

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."