Corruption Satirist Gifts

'No, they're not a bribe, Inspector. They just don't fit me.'

'I prefer old fashion email messages. I can always deny I ever got them.'

"Nation-building never works."

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

Flags

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Spot the difference.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Boss's Desk Says No!

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"This report is mumbo jumbo...I asked for gobbledeeegook!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Reagacentennial

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

"You're on a what?!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."