Corporate Vigilant Gifts

"Corporate raiders, sir... one, maybe two companies away."

"Good boy."

In basket-case.

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Welcome to the Team

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

Parade of Businessmen

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Dogs reviewing organizational chart - 'Hunter can eat Spanky or Fido, Spanky can eat Spot or Duke,....' and so on.

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

St. Elmo's fired.

'...and this time Gerald, don't refer to the RBS as the Ripoff Bonus Scheme!'

'That's my 'job security' barometer.'

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Downward arrow on progress chart goes through the floor: 'OK, I know this doesn't look good ...'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'He's a real high flyer!'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

Corporate Greed.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

Buck Stops Here

'Being taller than me will get you nowhere.'

"I know everyone see me as a manager, but really I am a leader."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'