Corporate Novice Gifts

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Admit it, you're lost!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Triple whammy."

My First Boat

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Beginner's luck."

"What's my collar size?"

"Here's a good spot, Hon."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

The not-so-living wall

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Stuff Broken

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Bad Violinist.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

SS Superhero

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'