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Novice Businessman Gifts
Looking for a gift that inspires confidence and humor for an aspiring entrepreneur? Our collection celebrates the beginner’s journey in business with clever designs and thoughtful touches that motivate and amuse. Whether it’s his first pitch or her first big project, these products add a fun twist to anyone stepping into the world of business.
"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"
The Rubber Ball Company
'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'
"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."
Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi
"I love fast break business success."
Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.
'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'
Creating dummy corporations for dummies.
'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'
'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'
"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"
Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...
Intelligent dog.
"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."
'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'
"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."
And the third quarter projection
"Triple whammy."
'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''
Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.
BUSINESS PRESCHOOL
"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"
"What's my collar size?"
Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.
Management Styles - Inclusive
'My son decided to join the firm. You have six months to shape him into executive timber.'
Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.
'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'
"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."
'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'
"Something's happened, Doug. I've lost touch with the Warren Buffett in me."
"Apparently you've come to somebody's attention."
Novice Businessman Gifts Collection
Novice Businessman Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for novice businessmen, featuring witty and inspiring messages to brighten their mornings.
Novice Businessman Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add humor and comfort to your novice businessperson’s workspace or home.
Novice Businessman Prints
Decorate their entrepreneurial space with inspiring prints that celebrate new beginnings and the journey of a novice businessman.
Novice Businessman T-Shirts
Discover our humorous and motivational t-shirts, ideal for the new entrepreneur ready to take on the business world with style.