Corporate Comics Appreciator Gifts

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

Shareholders Meeting - I have notified the stewards to eject any hecklers who disrupt these proceedings - and remember we are on the fifth floor.

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'This is the latest management structure...It'll help you see where you fit in...'

"Missing a call is no excuse for eating your assistant."

"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

Business Promotion.

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

Man reading 'How not to get caught.'

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

Group of people.

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'We don't have an opening at the moment, but if you'll wait one minute...'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Think nothing of it, Llewellyn. In every large organisation there are leeks."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'Work production rose significantly once we closed all the curtains in the windows.'

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"As you can see, the numbers for this year are much bigger."

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'I hear they bought out Winken, Blinken and Nod.'