Corporate Comic Collector Gifts

'Keep your head down... we seem to have blundered into a vendor crossfire!'

'After a while you get used to it.'

Business Promotion.

'He makes snap decisions, but he always plans ahead for who to blame.'

"It's about these 100 jobs you've created - they all appear to be family and friends."

'There's one thing in your favour, Entwhistle. In view of your work record, I can rely on you not to moonlight.'

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I just can't seem to opt."

The buck stops here.

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

"I have no idea what they do, but whatever it is, they're doing less of it."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'We're not really sure WHAT he does. He seems to just sit there and glow!'

Let me hear who complained about the nepotism in our company!

'The job comes with work.'

Dangerous When Roused.

'We haven't had a chance to formally consult everyone about the pay offer yet...'

'Your office door is nailed shut, that should tell you something!'

'According to this financial report, not only will you not get the raise you asked for, but you won't be getting paid this week.'

'I'm a project programme manager, and I've come to save your business!'

"If you check your voicemail you'll find I can be even more annoying than I am in person."

"Meyerwitz, how long has it been since you've given me cause to shake your hand, pound you on the back and shout, 'Mazel Tov!'?"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

The Fourth Little Pig

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"