Corporate Comic Collectors Gifts

"This business is completely customer focused, and we have the paperwork to prove it!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

Unemotional Support Animal

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'He insists on being a part of the corporate pipeline.'

"He looks so much like his dad."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

His and Hers Wedding

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Business Promotion.

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Sushi Train Spotters

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

"Is your dog friendly?"