Corporate Comics Collector Gifts

'Good news!...I've set up a generous profit sharing plan for all of you.'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

'He insists on being a part of the corporate pipeline.'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'Kroogshank, why do I think that you try to hide from responsibility?'

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

Business Promotion.

'I do good work... unfortunately, I don't do it here.'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

"Your biggest challenge as our new manager, will be how to manage on the salary we'll be paying you."

Group of people.

'Stop complaining and be thankful we found a place for you in the restructuring!'

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

"Look at them over there, looking all smug with their clients and accounts and stuff."

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

'Another sick note from your employer !'

We only have two things to fear - fear itself and someone getting a look at our books.

'Since you're not happy here, we're moving you over there.'

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"

"As you can see, the numbers for this year are much bigger."

'Fair warning, I'm in one of my 'moods'.'

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

'I'm sorry, but there's just no room in the budget for upward mobility... We're all making sacrifices...After all, I haven't been promoted in over twenty years.'

"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."

"Your wife's on the phone...."

"I started at the bottom and worked my way up to not caring."

"No, sir, they don't come with the cubicle—you have to order the cubicle separately."