Corporate Comic Collectors Pillows

"This business is completely customer focused, and we have the paperwork to prove it!"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Unemotional Support Animal

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'If you don't chill out, you are definitely heading for a meltdown...!'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

'He insists on being a part of the corporate pipeline.'

His and Hers Wedding

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"He looks so much like his dad."

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Business Promotion.

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

"Hey! These are still good!!"

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

They grow up so fast, so we're already putting money away for bail.