Cornfield Comedian Gifts

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bubble Gum Farms.

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

YAAY! Slam dump!

Tropical Cow Tank

'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'

A centi-stampede.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

A chicken coop with a loudspeaker on the roof

The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney

Farm Humor.

This one needs re-booting!

I see relations between Dylan and Daisy are at a all time low!

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

They locked eyes. The tension between them – deliberate. All of which made the crows very uncomfortable.

Jaeger

Botox!

Nervous Chicken in the maternity ward.

Would you mind if I hung round your backside for a while?

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

'A priest, a Rabbi and a minister walk into a barn...'